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Charlie is so......
Charlie is so poor, he can't afford to go on welfare.
Charlie is so poor, he got thrown out of a homeless helter.
Charlie is so poor, he tried to use food stamps on a gumball machine.
Charlie is so poor, he can't pay attention.
Charlie is so poor, when I seen his kicking a can down the street, I asked his what he was doing, he said, "Moving."
Charlie is so poor, when I ring the doorbell, he has to say, "DING!"
Charlie is so poor, burglars break into house so they can leave money
Charlie is so poor, he can only afford the "Wel" on the "Welcome" mat
Charlie is so poor, he waves around a Popsicle stick and calls it air-conditioning
Charlie is so poor, he's trying to get married so he can get the rice at the wedding
Charlie is so poor, I asked his what was for dinner and he popped ME in the oven
Charlie is so poor, his TV's got two channels: on and off
Charlie is so poor, he eats cereal with a fork so he can save milk
Charlie is so poor, they put his face on a food stamp
Charlie is so poor, he used a tumbleweed for a Christmas tree
Charlie is so poor, he hangs the toilet paper to dry
Charlie is so poor, I saw him wrestle a squirrel for a peanut
Charlie is so poor, you can't kill the roaches in your house, cause they pay half the rent