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Yo Mama is so Fat....
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mama's so big her belly button's got an echo.
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mama's so big she cant wear an X jacket cause choppers keep landing on
her back
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mama's so big she uses I-95 for a Slip 'n Slide
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mama's so big that they had to change "One size fit's all" to "One size
fits most"
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mama's so big when she goes to the movie theatre she sits next to everybody.
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mama's so big when she went to the airport and said she wanted to fly they
stamped Goodyear on her and sent her out to the runway
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mama's so big, it takes her 2 hours just to haul ass.
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mama's so fat a picture of her would fall off the wall!
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mama's so fat and old that when God said "Let there be Light", he told
her to move her fat butt out of the way.
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mama's so fat at the zoo, the elephants started throwing her peanuts.
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mama's so fat every time she wears high heels, she strikes oil.
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mama's so fat her blood type is ragu
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mama's so fat her college graduation picture was an airial.
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mama's so fat her yearbook picture is an arial
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mama's so fat if she got her shoes shined, she'd have to take his word
for it!
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mama's so fat if she wears fishnet stockings, they'd better be 50 pound
test!
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mama's so fat if she weighed five more pounds, she could get group insurance!
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mama's so fat n black she jumped in the ocean and they ungee jumped and
went straight to hell
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mama's so fat she can't even tie her own shoes.
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mama's so fat she can't reach her back pocket.
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mama's so fat she can't wear Dazzey Dukes. She has to wear Boss Hoggs
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mama's so fat she dries her pants in the driveway
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mama's so fat she eats biscuits like tic tacs
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mama's so fat she eats wheat thicks.
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mama's so fat she fell in love and broke it.
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mama's so fat she gets clothes in three sizes: extra large, jumbo, and
oh-my-god-it's-coming-towards-us!
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mama's so fat she got hit by a truck and asked "Who threw that rock?"
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mama's so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway
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mama's so fat she got to pull down her pants to get into her pockets
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mama's so fat she has more nooks and crannies than Thomas' English Muffin.
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mama's so fat she has to buy two airline tickets.
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mama's so fat she influences the tides.
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mama's so fat she jumped up in the air and got stuck.
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mama's so fat she measures 36 24 36, and the other arm is just as big
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mama's so fat she plays hopscotch like this: LA, Detroit, Chicago, NY ..
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mama's so fat she put on her lipstick with a paint-roller
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mama's so fat she sat on a quarter and squished a booger out of George
Washington's nose
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mama's so fat she sat on the corner and the police came & said "break
it up!"
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mama's so fat she shows up on radar.
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mama's so fat she stood in front of the Hollywood sign and it just said
H D
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mama's so fat she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out
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mama's so fat she uses a hula hoop to hold up her socks
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mama's so fat she uses a mattress for a tampon.
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mama's so fat she uses a pillow case as a sock.
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mama's so fat she was baptized at Marine World.
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mama's so fat she wears a VCR for a beeper.
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mama's so fat she went to a Chinese Restaurant and ordered a 40oz. of gravy
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mama's so fat she's on both sides of the family
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mama's so fat that she cant tie her own shoes.
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mama's so fat that when I tried to drive around her, I ran out of gas.
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mama's so fat the animals at the zoo feed her.
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mama's so fat the highway patrol made her wear "Caution! Wide Turn"
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mama's so fat they had to baptize her at Sea World
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mama's so fat they use the elastic in her underwear for bungee jumping
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mama's so fat uses blanket as a washcloth
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mama's so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing
up
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mama's so fat when i took her to the beach, little keds surron "Free Willy,
Free WIlly"
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mama's so fat when she backs up she beeps
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mama's so fat when she bungee jumps, she brings down the bridge too
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mama's so fat when she dances at a concert the whole band skips.
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mama's so fat when she fell over she rocked herself asleep trying to get
up again.
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mama's so fat when she gets on the scale it says to be continued.
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mama's so fat when she sits around the house she REALLY sits AROUND the
house
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mama's so fat when she sits on my face I can't hear the stereo.
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mama's so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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mama's so fat when she wears a red dress people yell "Hey Kool Aid .."
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mama's so fat when she wears a yellow raincoat, people said "Taxi!"
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mama's so fat when she went to the beach Greenpeace tried to drag her ass
back in the water.
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mama's so fat when the bitch goes to an all You can eat buffet, they
have to install speed bumps.
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mama's so fat when they used her underwear elastic for bungee jumping,
they hit the ground.
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mama's so fat you smell like bacon at 90 degrees
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mama's so fat, when she travels, she's gotta make two trips.
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mama was so fat that when she was born, she gave the hospital stretch marks.