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Yo Mama is Like:
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mama's like 7up - never had it never will (You're adopted)
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mama's like a birthday cake, everybody gets a piece.
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mama's like a bowling ball, she always winds up in the gutter.
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mama's like a bowling ball, You can fit three fingers in.
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mama's like a bus; guys climb on and off her all day long.
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mama's like a Christmas tree; everybody hangs balls on her.
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mama's like a door knob, everybody gets a turn.
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mama's like a gas station - You gotta pay before You pump
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mama's like a goalie; she changes her pads after three periods.
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mama's like a light switch, even a little kid can turn her on.
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mama's like a postage stamp, You lick her, stick her, then send her away.
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mama's like a race car driver...she burns a lot of rubbers.
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mama's like a railroad track; she gets laid all over the country.
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mama's like a screen door, after a couple of bangs she loosens up
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mama's like a shotgun, one cock and she blows
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mama's like a Toyota, "OOooh what a feeling!"
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mama's like a TV, even a 2 year old could turn her on
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mama's like a vaccuum cleaner.....a real good suck.
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mama's like an ice cream cone... everYone gets a lick.
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mama's like cake mix, 15 servings per package!
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mama's like Crazy Eddie; she's practically giving it all away.
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mama's like Denny's...open 24 hours.
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mama's like Marky Mark - Good Vibrations
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mama's like McDonalds... Billions and Billions served.
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mama's like mustard, she spreads easy.
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mama's like the pillsbury dough boy - everybody pokes her