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Yo Mama is so Stupid:
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mama's so stupid she has 1 toe & bought a pair of flip flops
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mama's so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
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mama's so stupid she sat on TV & watched the couch
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mama's so stupid she thought St Ides was a Catholic church.
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mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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mama's so stupid she took a spoon to the Super Bowl
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mama's so stupid she took the Pepsi challenge and chose Jif.
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mama's so stupid that under "Education" on her job apllication, she put
"Hooked on Phonics."
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mama's so stupid she cooked her own complimentary breakfast.
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mama's so stupid she got hit by a cup and told the police that she got
mugged.
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mama's so stupid she thinks Johnny Cash is a pay toilet!
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mama's so stupid she thinks socialism means partying!
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mama's so stupid she took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
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mama's so stupid when asked on an application, "Sex?", she marked, "M,
F and sometimes Wednesday too."
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mama's so stupid when she read on her job application to not write below
the dotted line she put "O.K."
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mama's so stupid at bottom of application where it says Sign Here - she
put Sagitarius.
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mama's so stupid he got a part time job painting skittles
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mama's so stupid instead of taking 4 bus she took the 2 bus twice
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mama's so stupid it takes her 2 hours to watch 60 Mins
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mama's so stupid on her job application where it says emergency contact
she put 911
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mama's so stupid she asked for a price check at the 99 cent store
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mama's so stupid she asked me what kinda jeans I wore, I said Guess and
she said "Ah Levis?"
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mama's so stupid she jumped out the window and went up
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mama's so stupid she said "what's that letter after x" and i said Y she
said "cause I wana know"
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mama's so stupid she stands up on an empty bus.
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mama's so stupid she studied for blood test & failed.
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mama's so stupid she thought BOYZ2MEN was a daycare center.
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mama's so stupid she thought hamburger helper came with another person
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mama's so stupid she thought meow mix was a record for cats
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mama's so stupid she thought she needed a token to get on soul train
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mama's so stupid she thought the board of education was a piece of wood.
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mama's so stupid she told everyone that she was "illegitiment" because
she couldn't read
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mama's so stupid that she go hit by a parked car.
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mama's so stupid that she sold the car for gas money.
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mama's so stupid that she went to a Clippers game to get a hair cut.
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mama's so stupid that she went to a Whalers game to see Shamu.
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mama's so stupid when she saw "under 17 not admitted" sign, she went
home and got 16 friends
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mama's so stupid when Yo dad said it was chilly outside, she ran outside
with a spoon
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mama's so stupid, I saw her in the frozen food section with a fishing rod.
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mama's so stupid, I taught her how to do the running man and I haven't
seen her since.
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mama's so stupid, she asked You "What is the number for 911".
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mama's so stupid, she bought a videocamera to record cable tv shows at
home.
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mama's so stupid, she thinks Taco Bell is where You pay Yo telephone bill.
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mama's so stupid, that she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing
away all the W's.
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mama's so stupid, when she went to take the 44 bus, she took the 22 twice
instead.