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Yo Mama is so Ugly:
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mama's so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "sorry,
no professionals."
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mama's so ugly had to get her baby drunk just so she could breastfeed.
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mama's so ugly her face is closed on weekends!
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mama's so ugly her mama had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs
to play with her.
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mama's so ugly her picture is on the inside of a Roach Motel
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mama's so ugly I took her to haunted house and she came out with a job
application
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mama's so ugly I took her to the zoo, guy at the door said "thanks for
bringing her back
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mama's so ugly instead of putting the bungee cord around her ankle, they
put it around her neck
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mama's so ugly just after she was born, her mama'said "What a treasure!"
and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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mama's so ugly people go as her for Halloween.
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mama's so ugly she can look up a camel's butt and scare the hump off of
it
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mama's so ugly she could be the poster child for abortion/birth control!
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mama's so ugly she could scare the chrome off a bumper!
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mama's so ugly she could scare the moss off a rock!
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mama's so ugly she has to trick or treat over the phone
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mama's so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning.
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mama's so ugly she made an onion cry.
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mama's so ugly she scares the roaches away.
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mama's so ugly she threw a boomerang and it wouldn't even come back
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mama's so ugly that if ugly were bricks she'd have her own projects.
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mama's so ugly that Yo father takes her to work just so he doesn't have
to kiss her goodbye.
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mama's so ugly the doctor is still smacking her ass
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mama's so ugly the government moved Halloween to her birthday.
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mama's so ugly the last time she heard a whistle was when she got hit by
a train
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mama's so ugly the psychiatrist makes her lie facedown.
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mama's so ugly they didn't give her a costume when she tried out for Star
Wars.
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mama's so ugly they filmed "Gorillas in the Mist" in her shower
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mama's so ugly they know what time she was born, because her face stopped
the clock!
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mama's so ugly they pay her to put her clothes on in strip joints.
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mama's so ugly they push her face into dough to make gorilla cookies.
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mama's so ugly they put her face on box of Ex-Lax and sold it empty
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mama's so ugly when she passes by a bathoom the toilet flushes.
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mama's so ugly when she sits in the sand the cat tries to bury her.
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mama's so ugly when she walks in the kitchen, the rats jump on the table
and start screaming.
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mama's so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence
cameras
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mama's so ugly when she was born she was put in an incubator with tinted
windows
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mama's so ugly when she was born the doctor smacked everYone.
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mama's so ugly when she was born, her mama'saw the afterbirth and said
"Twins!"
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mama's so ugly when she was born, the doctor slapped HER mama!
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mama's
so ugly Yo dad first met her at the pound
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mama's so ugly You could stick her face in dough and make monster cookies
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mama was such an ugly baby that her parents had to feed her with slingshots.
When
Yo mama was born they had to take her out of the trash can cause doctor
said "Throw this shit away!"